“Husband Snatchers, Fake Pastors are Covid19 Lockdown Losers,” Mike Bamiloye

The Founder of Mount Zion Ministries, gospel drama ministry, Mike Bamiloye has announced that husband snatchers and fake pastors are the greatest losers of the COVID19 lockdown.

The filmmaker who undertakes aggressive evangelism  through drama says that the lockdown has contributed to settling misunderstandings between husbands and wives. This is because they are forced to stay indoors to iron out their differences at the expense of husband snatchers.

He added that chidden have also come to study, understand and bond with their fathers. In the same way, so many wives who never stayed home to cook are currently compelled to prepare family meals.

The Evangelist also says that fake pastors who deceived their congregation with quick fixes to life’s challenges have equally lost out. This is because they can no longer undertake pilgrimages to prayer mountains. A number of other Pastors who go on constant international evangelism tours are holed up in the country

In in an Instagram post he tagged:

IF THIS LOCKDOWN SHOULD CONTINUE…

He said,

“If this LOCK DOWN
Should Continue like this,
The Number of Pastors Will double.
The Number of Fake Pastors who Feast on Crowds who are looking for Prayer Mountains will reduce.
If this Wonderful LOCKDOWN should
Continue like this:
The Number of Home Cell Pastors
Will increase tremendously.
And the Number of Healthy Families
Would double tremendously.
Many more Husbands would stay at home.
Many Children would have serious feeling of Fatherhood.
Oh-oh! LOCKDOWN!
Dear LOCKDOWN!
If this LockDown should continue like this,
Many Wives will enjoy their husbands more.
Many Business Men husbands who never stay at home with their wives will now appreciate their Wives more.
Many many Husband Snatchers
Will continually be on the losing side.
And many many Wives who had been losing grip on their husbands would have a hold on them.
Many many wife beaters will be forced
To stay under the same roof with their wives BY FORCE
And many many wife haters will be forced to love their wives
BY FORCE.
Many many wives who never stay at home
To make food for their husbands would be made to sit down and cook for their husbands and eat together
BY FORCE.
Couples who don’t see eye-to-eye
Will be forced to sit down on the veranda of their house and stare at each other’s Eyes BY FORCE.
Ah! This LOCKDOWN!
Many Ministers of God
Who are being cumbersomed
With several ministerial Invitations that take them from Paris to Western Australia back to Frankfurt on their Way to Pretoria,
And landing at Murtala Muhammad Intl Airport Lagos after 5 Weeks of “Anointed deliverance Worldwide Ministrations” will be forced to sit down at home
And rest for a while.
And their WIVES praising God secretly in their heart for this
“God-Ordained-Husbands LockDown”
That give them back their Always-TRAVELLING-Husbands.

“If this LOCKDOWN should continue like this ,
Many Many large conventions of Churches will continue to hold inside Bedrooms And Sitting rooms.
And all Italian Shoes and diamond Wrist Watches will only be travelling from The Bedroom To the Sitting Room and finally to the Kitchens!”

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